A recently announced book, from Heritage Foundation Publishing, is catching a lot of criticism for passages with degrading and abusive content. The author of this concerning tome has a long history of courting controversy. Despite his proper upbringing, he’s regularly allowed himself to be influenced by social pressures and large-money bullies. None of that can save him in a court of public opinion though, or from his fate. This latest work is beyond the pale, but for reasons that may surprise you.

@aye_piss0n_libru1z first began writing the follow-up to Adolf Hitler’s 1928 future Reddit post, “Mein Kampf I: Mein Kampf ist Kaput! Tears of Der Führer,” after the first election of Donald Jinglehonk Trumplebutt in late 2000-and-WTF. Many young people these days aren’t aware that Hitler was an author at all. It’s been said that Adolf was silent about his literature career wherein he laid bare his troubled soul. Despite his reticence to discuss his work publicly, historians pieced together his collections of published short stories and novels. For a crazy, despotic, genocidal, hateful cretin of a human, his writing sure reflected the same thing. Some of his earlier works definitely show a worrying trend that caused publishers to later regret not sounding the alarm. These titles include:

Claiming to have gained inspiration from Pres. Trumplebutt vis-a-vis topics concerning sexism, philandering, pilfering, bribing, and speaking Russian, @aye_piss0n_libru1z felt this was the time that all humankind, on Earth, needed to read his takes on (and here we’ll quote directly from the book jacket)

… things and topics as perchance and whereforeto relating to mans dominancing over gurlz with some auntie-sammytism or like whatevs because and furthermore like does anybody even know how what’s happening out there? Its rilly bahd.

And also, why aren’t there more arts and crafts projects y’know like for Aryan short kings that camp and like to outdoors with and tents. Rill mens needs more crafting and time to crafting and make crafting but also when camping.

Mans Power! The weaker sex has like to much domininated making things yarn and wooden sticks to catch your dreams. Dream catcher crafts are ours now! They stealing are dreams! Mans need mans dreams! Not woahmans!! Now we can also make the warm holder-things for dreams catchings. Like, a cozy like but for like dream catchers.

Gurlz drool!!

In addition to dream catchers and cozies for dream catchers, this idiotic scree seemed to pioneer cozy themed projects, such as:

• A penis cozy from popsicle sticks and fishing line
• Cigar cozy from paper clips and bird feathers
• Wife-beater t-shirts and cozies from papier mache and giraffe knuckles
• Snack-sized Sauerkraut cozy from glue, glitter, and machine washers

Ravings of a Madman?

But, who is the author? Is “@aye_piss0n_libru1z” really his name? Is he really an imbecile, and (aside from the obvious) why is this new book being boycotted?

Surprisingly, the largest complaint of the book is that it’s anti-feminist. Being a successor of the first Mein Kampf book, we were frankly surprised that people weren’t more upset about all the anti-semitism. The book is literally called, Mein Kampf II. How much more disgusting could a book be? After reading the book it became clear why this second book was considered more anti-feminist than anti-Semitic. But the author may be suffering from a late-stage combo-infection of syphilitic-bubons because this book is just crazy.

And then this one time, Kurt started talking to Karen. But he new I liked her! And then I saw what was rilly happening. Hew he rely was. He was bright and like looked like he fell from heaven and that's how I new. I new..
 He was one of THEM... A Jewish Space Laser.

And all the ladies whirnt evin robots with like those kewl roboboobies

... after the peenut budder, I did another trip on teh sexcalator

I made dreamcatcher from yak spooge and caught syphilis... agin
Stupid Jewish Space Laser!

That's when it become sock puppet WITH glory hole. Yeah. Me like that. Yeah.

The Madness Continues

While this closes our review of this disturbing work, it’s come to our attention that volume number three is set to be published soon, “Mein Kampf III: Mein the Kampf, A Guide to London’s Tube System & Genocide.”