Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.


American Murder Propaganda

Yesterday saw the murder of an innocent, on the streets of America. This wasn’t the first, hundredth, or millionth innocent taken by the hungry cruelty of the hollow side of the American heart. Though this death is not unique in American history, it is one of many that represents a new lust for greedy suffering and a voracious evil that…

… was executed by a Manchurian president, beholden to special interests and depraved egoism

… is supported by a majority of leaders in all three branches of government

… was the desired outcome of the executive branch to enact phase 2 of its culture war


There is no satire where graft, malice, ego, and chaos make bedfellows in the heart of America. Right now, the American president is the unfortunate, malevolent, satire-made-flesh mockery of everything that America once stood for. His corpulence is the unbounded interest of Tech-Bros, Wall Street, and foreign interests. His wandering speech represents the delusion of celebrity without effort. His dementia is the nation’s turn from achievement into gross entitlement.

America killed another champion of liberty because…

… the richest companies on Earth, and in history, that want more deregulation

… religious fanatics who want the freedom to dominate and destroy other people

… a national and systemic past-time of racism, cruelty, and bigotry

… a population too self-involved to accept any responsibility for their neighbor

… technology outpacing common sense and social morality

… the corruption of wealthy allowing for only the most short-sighted of success without ever accounting for the human cost

… engineered apathy against voting

… a population choosing social media vanity over logic

… a slavish devotion to money and belief that money equals talent, merit, or intelligence

… a barbaric system of corporate privateers that promote social destabilization in order to make a few dollars more

… a paralyzing inability to accept the future and adapt accordingly

… a growing nationalism thwarting intelligence and accountability

… a grifter president too lazy and old to stay awake or make decisions

… an American president desperately trying to cover his tracks

… gutless political parties

This is, and has long been, the plan by stalwart religious extremists, racists, and corporate profiteering in the United Stated, going back to the end of WWII and the Civil War. An America divided puts the world on the chopping block for other despots and dictators. What we’re seeing today was always the plan.

The federal government is armed, and ready to kill its citizens.


The flag has fallen. The colors are bleeding. The enemies of decency are in control.

From this moment forward, all accounting must include the human & social cost as an index, or we will do this all over again.

An innocent was murdered yesterday. America killed one of its champions of liberty using a thug with a gun. This was not the last shot.