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December 2025

Holiday 2026 Message: Charity, Grace, and Suffering as Existence

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Staff Writers

Charity, exist, existence, Grace, suffering
Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke

Article, Local News

dads, heaven
ATI: How Effective is the Flu Vaccine?

Arguing with Stupid, Ask The Internet, medicine

9 out of 10 dentists, flu, lasagna, taxes, vaccines
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Article, Society and Humanities

diy project, home, houses, penis
ATI: What Do You Do When a Coworker Hates You?

Ask The Internet, Business, Etiquette

coworker, office
Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities

Our $3.50 AI robot will do Anything for search… but he woooon’t do that.
No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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