Editor's Note: We've still heard nothing about the Zombie baby our lead puzzle editor gave birth to after she died, while at a Walmart in Nebraska.
Crickets...
Zilch...
Nada...
Remember that one movie where a dead woman gave birth to a zombie baby at a Walmart located near a nuclear silo that's been slowly leaking toxic waste into the water supply causing a variety of strange and violent occurrences? Our Chief Baking and Endocrinology Officer assured us that it's only a movie... just a silly, little movie.
Yeah...
So, while we build our underground fallout shelter, our VP of Flatulence, Stinker McGluteFlute, put this puzzle together.
Finally, a crossword puzzle that REALLY STINKS
Clues
Across
1. an unrestrained rear-end eruption (2 words)
4. a small, often accidental, release of gas from the backside
5. a gentle, often British term for the butt
6. an affectionate, soft-edged term for your backside
8. the whimsical scent trail of a joyful toot (2 words)
15. the machinery behind your every seated move (2 words)
16. a metaphorical instrument of musical flatulence (2 words)
17. a cuddly moniker for the posterior
18. an old-timey word for buttocks
Down
1. a playful term for the buttocks
2. a thunderous poop cloaked in comedic charm (2 words)
3. a quiet, almost polite fart
7. a fanciful name for a fart on the run (2 words)
9. someone prone to mischief or a smelly gaseous event
10. a childish slang for poop
11. an explosive blend of gas and dramatic exit
12. a silly or confused state used here as comic exaggeration for rear-end chaos
13. the wind instrument no orchestra dared include (2 words)
14. the rear end of a train, or of a person
Our coffee machine had this to say about the puzzle…