Here in the capital city of a nation held hostage by the anti-democratic, pro-dictator, mediatrap offerings from Fox News, citizens everywhere are bravely enduring another week of not boycotting Fox News while they still legally can… yet boycotting everything else.

When asked about why citizens aren’t boycotting the morally bankrupt and specious news source, they had this to say:

Ummm… Just because they’re the largest news company, with the most viewers and influence, they’re still the underdogs. All those smaller news companies, that aren’t as wealthy or popular or watched as Fox News, they’re the main stream media. But Fox News has been fighting for my rights to: restrict voter turnout, smugly say “We say Merry Christmas around here!”, and use the n-word again. I was controlled by the government under previous administrations like when I had to show up for jury duty or pay taxes. But Fox News definitely wants to help me avoid paying taxes or receiving Social Security benefits, or eating safe food.

Jerns Gigglesmith, Eclectically Electric Lamp Lighter

Fox News is happy to tell you this themselves: https://www.foxnews.com/media/fox-news-channel-has-best-february-network-history-crushes-cnn-msnbc

I can’t talk! I’m busy boycotting Tesla! Don’t you know about DOGGE? They’re destroying the country since Trump got elected. And they helped get Trump elected! If I knew about anyone else helping Trump get elected, I would definitely boycott them. But I can’t think of anyone else. Nope. Why would a racist supplier of infotainment want Trump to get elected? Wait a minute… are you saying there’s a connection?

Alfred J. Newman, Child Crime Fighter by Night, Diaper Pooper by Day

Fox won’t openly brag about that, yet, but Vox has a nice article: https://www.vox.com/2019/3/22/18275835/fox-news-trump-propaganda-tom-rosenstiel

Why would I boycott Fox News? They’ve diligently provided unbiased interpretations of news, tailored specifically for “the average Joe” and for anyone who wants to be an average Joe. I know if I work hard enough I can be an average Joe, making $500K a year, then becoming a CEO. All I have to do is start at the bottom rung of a newly created factory job here in the US, then in no time I’ll work my way up! Billionaires want to bring low paying jobs back to the US to give us a chance to become titans of industry! Billionaires are job creators, not hoarders of the nation’s wealth, greedily picking the pockets of people like me who just want a leg up in this world. No!!!

Sarah Sarahson, Mother of Two Future Darwin Award Winners

And these are the actions of people just looking out for average Joes everywhere: https://link.motherjones.com/public/30620624