Editor's Note: Ummm, if you can't read now then this note will be useless. If however, you're on the way to a blissful yet dystopic state of illiteracy then you've come to the right rite place. We here at the Vidalia News Recorder are all too keenly aware of the difficulties of juggling "living your best life" and literacy. Let's face it... reading can be hard. It sucks, #amirightbro? Therefore we're committed to changing the tone of our articles to match the impending literacy standards. 

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