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January 2025

Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain

Article, Local News, Police Beat, Politics

aliens, ICE, illegal aliens, immigration, immigration raids
Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly?

Article, Gaming Reviews

boss, dishes
Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

7-days, hipster, mouth harp, YouTube
Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Staff Writers

crink-crink, critic, Eugene Levy, stink-stink, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR

Our $3.50 AI robot will do Anything for search… but he woooon’t do that.
No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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