Hey everyone! Here is another installment of “Romance Octagon” where we fistfight the important issues of coupling, dating, sex, sex toys, after care, fetishes, and the successful application of peanut butter in deep water mechanical engineering issues.
It’s the middle of November so you know what that means! Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! To kick off the Day of the Lovers, let’s take a quick quiz.
When trying to catch your date, everyone wants to know… Are you a Fuck Face? Find out below!!
- Are you now, or have you ever been, a fuck face?
- What about your friends, are they fuck faces?
- Take a look at your dog, take a real close look. Closer. Cloooser. Go on, really get in there. That’s it…. Is your dog a fuck face?
- Are you sure?
- Fuck faces are known to breath through their noses or mouths, but in a way that nobody even tells you about. Are you a fuck face yet?
- If someone shouted “Hey Fuck Face!” in a crowded room, would you look?
- “Hey Fuck Face!” …Did you look?
- If a train leaves New Orleans at 4p with a luggage car full of voodoo, traveling at 67 mph for 32 hours, and the dinner special is chicken parm, are you a fuck face?
- On a scale of 8 to 10, how fuck face are you?
- Do you sleep in a bed, or tell people you’re only into deep conversations and that small talk is for idiots? If you don’t know where this is going… you might be a fuck face.
Well, yeah. Sorry boo. Looks like they see your true colors.
Sooooo…. Make sure to come on back for another installment of “Romance Octagon!”
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