Congratulations America! Once again you voted for the confirmed criminal to be president of your nation. So we, at The Vidalia News Recorder, are obliged to ask:

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate to fuck sticks?

We have a few opinions on what may be causing your degenerative fuck-stickiness. Quite a few ideas, actually. But, because we are so very confused at what happened with your nation’s election we feel it’s important to ask again:

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate fuck sticks?

Maybe you didn’t know Trump is a con-man who never pays his debts and lies to everyone he does business with?

Nope. You knew that. In fact, you called it “being good at business.” Yup, running your vendors into the ground and spreading a bad reputation, is what you call good business. How very intelligent. Piss off everyone you have to work with. That’s a unique approach and we know it worked for a fourth grader’s lemonade stand. A child that refused to pay their parents for time and materials? That’s who you voted in as president. Soo… ummm…

Hey degenerate fuck sticks, what’s wrong with you?

Is it because you don’t trust the Main Stream Media? That’s interesting because Fox News is the largest source of cable news and opinion-tainment in the United States. Fox News is in 91% of households and viewers across all fifty states. It’s talking points strangely mirror what’s discussed on RT. So we at The Vidalia News Recorder are confused.

How do you trust Fox, but not the Main Stream Media, but Fox is the shining example of Main Steam Media? We were just wondering…

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate fuck sticks?

We understand there’s something about not wanting to pay taxes? Right! That makes sense. You don’t drive on the road, go to public schools, or rely on fire fighters. You don’t, do you? What about fishing, hunting, or national parks? So wait… If you like social services, why can’t other people have them?

Did you know patriots pay taxes? That’s right. The people who support their country pay their taxes and are happy to. Sure, they might not agree with all expenditures but they realize that their tax money goes to providing a proper country. So, Patriots pay taxes.

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate fuck sticks?

You claim to want a smaller government but you voted in the guy who wants to use the military on American citizens.

Additionally, if all laws are to be decided by the states and not at the federal level then you don’t really have a set of united states, do you? It seems like this is the dismantling of the United States.

So, we just wanted to know…

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate fuck sticks?

Did you know Trump failed at every business he’s owned?

We could go on, and probably should, but honestly we’re very heartbroken that the people of the United States elected someone that the world is laughing at.

In closing, we’d just rather ask it again..

What’s wrong with you, you degenerate fuck sticks?