Namaste Mother Heart Goddess Queen Mothers…

As summertime draws to a close, the alignment of your chakras needs occasional refinement with mind-tune-thoughting.

Use these heart-mind meditations to focus your goddess energy and center your heart centers in the center of your heart, just below the cockles.

Breathe deeply, and repeat these motivations aloud anywhere you are: in line at the bank, in line outside the bank, in line about to rob the bank, in line after your accomplice blows the locks on the timed safe, in line as the police rush into the vault, in line laughing as you give the police the slip because they entered the wrong vault and your plan worked perfectly even though your were high on tide pods and ivermectin, in line at jail because your hallucinations were lying to you and you actually attacked the Duchess of Kentsburyshireton screaming for the equitable distribution of peanut butter for everyone, or in line at the bathroom waiting to get in line for stall #2 (you know the one… get yo crink-crink in that stink-stink):

• Always remember you are of the mother-womb feeding succulent life energy to the earth-womb which recycles all life into combustible petrochemicals.
• Laugh, and the world laughs with you, because ur basic
• You are star dust, the by-product of universal combustion engines. Nobody cares when you fart.
• Did you just fart? Oh God, I can smell it in my ears…
• Every Queen-Mother has the unlimited power of the light and the finest peanut butter from Southern Canadian provinces.
• This summer you’ll experience an ineffable effervescence and your soul will transition into the Queen-Mother, who’s currently getting ticketed on lower 42nd.
• I can’t believe you farted. It smells like someone opened fresh Almond Butter and shat it straight into my nose
• You are a Goddess. You can do no wrong. Like all goddesses you now live in a state of child-like perfection, divinely infantilised against consequences and other people’s grievances.
• As long as you don’t listen to yourself, everything you say is amazing.
• It takes courage to live in the world. You are a Goddess living above it.
• Within the Goddess (that’s you) grows the power of the invincible, the unstoppable force that will crush your foes, the power of the blood thirsty xenomorph will explode from your chest releasing glorious vengeance!! All hail the queen goddess xenomorph!!

Namaste…