Hi. I’m Trevro Trevor.

“Let’s talk abowt brand management.” That’s what my self-employed big sister always sayz when she comes home for break from design school.

I listen real gud. So I noe it means to get whatevr I want.

What do I want? Chloe. Why? She had apple-bottom jeans and boots with the fur. Shorty get low.

So I made this chart to teecsh you to be suksesful like me.

Thank you to the Temecula Chamber of Commerce for helping me with this picshur and fore the ekstra large tub of peanut butter, because almond butter is for kindergartners and not adults like us.