The Vidalia News Recorder is proudly underwritten by

• Big Peanut Butter, the 14th largest trade organization in mid-market economies for the Southern region of East-Canadian Provinces.
• Friends of Temecula, Chamber of Commerce, 12th largest chamber of commerce in Temecula and surrounding areas
• Dumpster Fires Local 4921
• And private donations from you, dear reader

While we might be under-written by some of the largest economic partnerships in small-town economies, our ethics will never waiver. We promise to pursue the story wherever it leads and deliver top-notch reporting to help that creamy bite of peanut-butter go down. Go ahead, try it. Our independent reporting pairs greatly with a crunchy peanut butter from the New Rochelle peanut farms, just outside Temecula (not one of those wanna-be nut butters, like almonds. Fucking almond butter? Are you even shitting me with this bullshit right now? Holy fuck, I’ve had it Up. To. Here with so-called Almond Butter! It’s not even butter! Who looks at that glop of curdled spunk and thinks “Mmmm… I can’t wait to put that between two slices of carb-free bread and spiced olive jelly!” Crazy dipshits!!! That’s who!)

So reach out to our front offices and see if corporate sponsorship of America’s leading journal is right for you. And if you can’t double what Big Peanut Butter is paying, stop calling Big Almond Butter. We had our fling, but everyone hates you.