Insanity and Stupidity screamed at me with all the moral indignation of the gleefully uninformed. The petulance of self-importance fouled the air until what was left seemed normal, and by the last drops of curdled sanity Brutality shed its cloak of idiocy revealing True Disdain
ATI: Why are Black People Tired of Your Shit?
Why are Black people tired of your shit? 1) you know. 2) don’t even. 3) stop playing. 4) all of the above
On “Potatoes Today”: How to Apologize for Cheating on Your Wife
Roses are red, your eye is blue. It doesn’t matter who cheated on who. I throw this potato at you.
Paramount Taps Donald Trump to Headline as Floppy Missile in “Oops I Trumped My Pants 2: Iran So Far Away”
At early table reads, many from the cast were impressed with the actor’s ability to embody the sad, floppy missile. Said one actor playing the role of Second Camel Hooker… “It…
1/2 of the World’s most Influential People. Part 1
Tired of lame lists that only show the “Top 10”: Top 10 most beautiful, most intelligent, handsome, capable, bad-ass, etc? That’s what sets us apart. We don’t just show you the…
Ask a Nut Butter Theologian: Why Did Moses Let Ex-Girlfriends on the Ark?
Dear VNR,I’m writing today because I’ve been wondering about something. For years I’ve been troubled by something, something troubling, something I hoped would’ve been answered in scripture. It’s troubling. Can ministers from…
Toilet Paper Interview: “I Feel Like Sh*t”
“I dreamed a dream in rolls gone by, when ply was high, and life worth wiping. I dreamed my sheets would never die. I dreamed that butt would be forgiving”
GOP Cements Mid-Term Red-Wave via Gerrymandering The Red Planet
You can’t get more red than Mars! — Hal Denethor Long believed to be the party of exclusion, recent changes in the GOP are creating big surprises for the change in…
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