Insanity and Stupidity screamed at me with all the moral indignation of the gleefully uninformed. The petulance of self-importance fouled the air until what was left seemed normal, and by the last drops of curdled sanity Brutality shed its cloak of idiocy revealing True Disdain
Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke
Timmofer Pooblansky, 56, of North Beaver, MN, died peacefully in his home at 9p surrounded by loved ones, and his in-laws. Neighbors report that Pooblansky was a Technical Synergist for Indoor…
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.
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Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?
The Joey Meathead Experience Podcast, ep. 1. JME: Welcome back everyone to another episode of The Joey Meathead Experience Podcast at everyone’s favorite, Vidalia News Recorder. Hey!!! Today’s episode is brought…
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club
Ladies and gentlemen, the events at tonight’s grand opening of the very first strip club designed by MC Escher quickly turned from the promise of mind-bending eroticism to a dark tragedy…
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular
Dear Hipsters, The countdown clock has officially started. If you want to keep riding the wave of telling everyone you knew about that cool thing before it was popular, you only…
ATI: What Does “6 7” Mean?
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The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones
In 1960, a company run by two women would change daytime television programming forever. That company, named after the two women (that were also women)–Hanna & Barbara–began their television revolution by…
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?
Sometimes, the only way to know anything is to deduce from incontrovertible evidence those things that must also be true. This is how Neptune was discovered. Scientists, and probably a few…
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