
Editor's Note: This puzzle might be from our Lead Puzzle Editor... maybe. She did show up to work today. Yay!! She also brought her zombie baby... yay?!
Anyway, she went around asking people questions about "the high seas" we think. Of course nobody wanted to answer because her baby was there, drooling on their TPS reports, and trying to bite their skulls. But, we do value the family and are pro-life so we're happy she brought her, lively, baby?
So, as I was saying, after she'd get an answer to her question then she'd move on, but if she didn't... Ughhh That's when her baby would eat their brains and then the baby would stop chewing, think for a second, and give her mom an answer for the puzzle. Honestly, aside from our lost staff and huge cleaning fee, it was heartwarming to see a mother and daughter work so closely together.
I will be reporting this to HR though.
This is the puzzle she finally turned in before leaving for the day.
Bosun, find a swabbie to clean these decks and cast off the jacktars before we go sailin!!

Clues
Across
3. The greatest calamity from below
4. This person probably wished for advanced technologies in soaps and a roomba
6. Do not pee in this direction
7. In reality this was barely buried
11. Do you know the combination to open this final place?
13. Dutch punishment that dragged the captive from stem to stern
14. A type of Jack in service usually for the Navy
Down
1. The deck boss
2. X does not mark the spot for this career path
5. A seaman’s chief exfoliant
8. A hirsute haranguer wreaking a hellish havoc
9. A curse on a person by ostracism
10. This is one place you put a drunken sailor
12. … And a bottle of rum
