Editor's Note: Congratulations are in order, we think. Our lead puzzle editor, having been dead for months and with no sign of improving, and having been recently knocked up at a Walmart in Kansas (quasi-posthumously), is confirmed preggers. Sooo... she's still unavailable to create puzzles. If this keeps up we'll have to consider firing her in, like, a few months, if she doesn't mind. Until then, our lead technologist has an announcement about a top-secret project, but as a puzzle.

So, the puzzle IS the announcement. It’ll be awesome.

So. Cool. It’s very technical, very international, so accurate, and very very important.