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ATI: What’s the 10-Day Dow Jones Forecast?

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A colorful, satirical infographic titled "ask the Internet" humorously presents a fake 10-day Dow Jones forecast. It features cartoon illustrations of a worried office worker and a person checking a phone. The background includes stock market candlestick charts and a “WALL St” sign. The four joking "forecasts" are: 1. A sarcastic remark about saving a 401K from "tariffocalypse." 2. A fake weather metaphor blaming Washington, DC for market stagnation. 3. A nonsensical sports reference comparing the Dow's performance to a basketball game against Steph Curry. 4. A humorous plea, "Spare any change?" The image is branded with "Vidalia News Recorder" and has a purple question mark icon.