Editor's Note: There have been some complaints about the smell coming from our lead puzzle editor's office. After investigating we found that she isn't taking her post-life responsibilities seriously and we're not convinced she wants to get better. We did the responsible thing and put her on the first of twelve required Performance Improvement Plans. Until then, this is a puzzle from our Head of Nonsense and Tax Evasion.

Hey Veenarian Puzzlers!!!

Take that binky out of your mouth and let’s get started looking for some of the most obscure, fake words you didn’t dream weren’t real!

This word search is for those that like a challenge, like trying to get to third base on prom night with fifteen minutes left in the play clock before the ref calls time and you both have to return home to your parents soon enough to avoid being shipped to military school because of that stunt you pulled earlier this year when you paid for your whole grade to go on the DC museum field trip, by running a meth lab out of the girl’s locker room. You’re such a Chad!

Maybe you’re still too high from your own product, or these words actually are fake! We’re not telling.

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