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Scrambled Tiles – Are True Friends Inseparable?

Dear Veenarians, our lead puzzle editor has been dead now for four weeks. We've begun to consider the very real possibility that she may not return to her post. But all is not lost, we've finally found a doctor to look at her. Until then, we hope you enjoy the puzzle from our Chief Cheese Officer.

Hello Veenarians and Puzzlers alike!!

This scrambled tile puzzle is sure to make a stink as you and your friend try to solve it. Will this be the puzzle that finally pushes you two apart? Or, will it be when Mandy eventually sleeps with your brother at your bridal shower, in the pantry with the tiny bags of penis straws?