Editor's Note: Our lead puzzle editor is currently dead. While she's recovering, our Head Of Pencil Sharpening and Archives put this puzzle together. True to archivist form, the answers to this are buried in another VNR article. 

Welcome back to Sunday Puzzle Day! Is a new thing we’re trying. If you don’t like it, please file your concerns, in a self-addressed, stamped, letter-sized envelope, to The VNR, and put it in your butt. But do this gently, we are not liable for sharp angles damaging your big, fat butt.

If you are enjoying these puzzles, please let us say that your butt is looking tres chic in those: jeans, skorts, coffee-stained boxers, jorts, musty robe, negligee, plaid skirt, mom jeans,  assless chaps, yoga things.