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Cryptogram – What Did FDR Say About Fear?

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Today’s puzzle is a traditional cryptogram. Can you remember what FDR said about “fear?”

In case you need help finishing, don’t forget the Cave of Caerbannog or the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!


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